Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

Hey.... I'm a Barista, I make great coffee.... Also, here's some random shit I like

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via darklordmalfoy)

thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

(via egberts)

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school